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A mí me encanta el orgasmo, ya sea con o si pareja. Considero el orgasmo, particularmente durante el sexo, la forma más genuina de placer en esta existencia tan a veces perra.
Mientras fui indoctrinado dentro del catolicismo mientras crecía (y aún después de la pubertad) se me inculcó a sentir vergüenza por el placer del orgasmo. La masturbación, se me dijo entonces, era un pecado mortal visto negativamente por los ojos de Papito Dios, y el sexo era aún más sucio (por eso el bautismo de los bebés, para limpiarnos de las impurezas del coño – o chocha en vulgar coloquial puertorriqueño – de la madre nuestra al parirnos).

Me tomó años el poder deprogramarme de esa mentalidad. Un proceso lento y arduo, repleto de feedbacks religiosos que se retro-alimentaban dentro de mi mente. Feedbacks en forma de loops cíclicos e interminables por medio de una culpa re-enforzada por el virus informático del concepto del pecado. Fue un gran pedazo de mi vida perdido a las garras evangelizadoras de la religión organizada. Años y años de sentir el orgasmo y sentir culpa a la vez. Una verdadera pérdida de mi tiempo.

Hoy en dia si no me tiro a mi mujer, me raspo una buena puñeta, sin sentido de culpa ni dos carajos católicos. A veces hay días que me hago una paja más de una vez, sencillamente para sentir esa explosión de placer en el centro de mi cerebro una vez más. Por medio de la magia hasta he econtrado una excusa para jalarme una buena puñeta y hacer un deseo, con la excusa de encontrar iluminación por medio de la sigilización de deseos. Sin embargo, recientemente me ha entrado una duda…..

La obsesión por el epicureísmo, por la búsqueda insaciable del placer, es uno de los muchos caminos conduciéndonos a Choronzon, el demonio dueño de nuestras actitudes ególatras y ciegas. El placer puñetero de la masturbación repetido múltiples veces al día no es nada más que una obsesión que nos encadena a los límitaciones de esta realidad material. Una puñeta al día a lo mejor no está de más. Sin embargo, un racimo de puñetas a lo mejor es un escapismo craso y autodestructivo.

¿Es posible encontrar un balance entre los placeres de esta existencia y las obsesiones productos de esos placeres? ¿O es este artículo otra puñeta mía?


*gracias a Evaristo por esta imagen tan puñetera…..

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